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【詹孟】英语二十题

陈三皮:

因为是二十题所以删了后面几题【。其实只是写的太吃力了

 @栖月·KM 的问卷，侵删

1.Born to be

"James?"

"Yup?"

"I think you were actually born to be mine."

"Yup."


2.Get tired of

There was once, when James Alofs was drunk, he asked Martin this question about their relationship.

He still doesn't know what got into him at that moment, but what he asked was childish, nonsence, even a bit like a woman before mid-life crisis. Yet much he regrets it, he surly did ask that stupid question, which Martin Wiley didn't stop talking about in the next, maybe, five years.

"Hey...Wiley, do you think ya'll get tired of us?"

James clearly remenbers Martin's reaction afterwards. Slightly drunk, Martin looked at him with the pretended terrified face that he likes to put on, then lost control of himself and burst into pieces of laughter.

Then finaly when he put himself together, he answered in this odd tone that James hadn't yet reconized at the time.

"I'm tired of you already."

"But I love you more every minute"

"Satisfied?"

3.Just fu*k me

"OH, I almost forgot to ask. Should we go for Durex, Jissbon, or Okamoto?"

"Jissbon's ok."

"What about lube?"

"Whatever you have."

"Then..."

"Oh for god's sake James,  just fuck me!"


4.All my lifetime

They were all reading in the study, James sitting on the couch, Wiley sitting next to him. The moment was nothing but sile-... Well, nothing but the sounds of flipping pages.

Then Martin Wiley closed the book, letting out a sign of relief, relaxing himself in the soft cushin. James spontaneously wrapped his arms around him to prevent him from slipping, then Wiley, too, spontaneously found a cozy place, as if this postion was actually in their natural instinct.

"All my lifetime, I've never read a book full of so much bullshit as thisone."

James looked away from his copy of 'The Economist' for about half a second, then let out a slight laugh.

"All my lifetime, I've never seen anybody as cute as you, Wiley."

"Hey! What has that to do with me?"

"Just sayin'"

5.Go away

James was just scrolling down his weibo, when he suddently saw the picture they took days before. He looked at it for a moment, then pulled Martin over, smiling misteriously.

"See here?"

James pulled up his jacked, showing his perfect abbs, leading to this snaring sound from Wiley.

"What?"

James then zoomed in on the picture, focusing on Martin's abdomen.

"You look like 4 months of pregnency, you should actually get some exersize"

"GO AWAY"

6.no matter how

"No matter how hard you try, I'm NOT going to wear that stupid clothe, Wiley."

7.Leave me alone

"James..."

James Alofs raised both of his hands, leaving only his back to face all of Martin's kindness.

He can't be seen under this condition, not by his lover, no.

"I, I just need a second alone.... leave me alone for a second."

This lead to nothing but silence, Martin Wiley bit his lip, unconsciously tearing skin off. He wasn't sure what to do, he knew how to talk with James in different conditions, but he hasn't met James such beaten up before, he does not, in any possibility, know what will make James recover faster, nor does he know if leaving him alone was the right thing to do.

So he decided to go for his instinct.

"In case you forgot I'm your boyfriend."

"I'm not leaving you alone."

With a firm and soft voice, he hugged him, with all the strenghth he had.

"It's all gonna be Ok."

8.Go to hell

Neither James nor Wiley will ever say that to eachother.

9.Die with you

Martin Wiley has said for about ten times that he would never die with James Alofs, not now, not there.

So he tries everything he can to keep them both alive.

10.I want you

"I want you" James wispered in his ear, unbuttoning his shirt for him.

"I don't!!!!"

"OMG how much strenght do you have!!!!!"

12.Sorry about that

This is the third time Martin stubbed his toe in the middle of hot sex.

James tried hard not to laugh, gently touching the bruises he created, kissing them one by one.

Then he saw the kissmark on the back of Martin's neck, touched it gently, too.

"I guess you're not gonna wear those vests in a while."

"Sorry about that."

13.All my fault

"It'a all MY fault? Come on!"

"Yeah it is! You were the one who asked me if I wanted to marry you first!"

"But!...Oh my god, you should have at least confirmed."

"So you don't want to marry me?"

"YES! I do!"

"Then let that be it."

14.Move on
  

James can't move on. Not after loving a blond beauty over 175, who somehow just knows how to make him laugh. He would never forget those feelings, Martin Wiley is just like a miracle, he could never move on.

So the best thing to do is not break up.

15.Settle down

"Settle down? No, we're not planning that, not anytime sone."
"Yeah, I mean, we are planning to travel around the world! Besides who wants to settle down with THIS man, phhh."

Their hands holding on to each other's, as sweet as you can imagine.

16.Play with me

They played Scrabble, Monoplay, then a bit of Wii.

Then they had sex.

And repeated it all over again.

17.Be my valentine

"No, I want you to be my valentino."

18.Set down a series of feats

Their first anniversary.

Their fifth anniversary & their wedding.

Their tenth anniversary.

Their twentieth anniversary

......

Their fiftieth anniversary.

I guess these could be called feats, hun?

And guess what.

It still goes on.

19.Calm down

James continued strocking Martin's back, trying to not look at him in the face.

"I love you, Wiley."

"You can calm down when you are with me."

20.Taste me

"May I seriously refuse that. You taste like sweat and sour apples."

"In a good way."